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Heed my warning
by highwater sooner over 16 months ago
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I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarr ...
by highwater sooner over 16 months ago
 

Totaled Car
by bdcoley3 over 25 months ago
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I read this joke at my carwash Christmas party last night.  The employees got a good laugh.  My politically correct wife said it w ...
by fishdude over 16 months ago
 

Dinner
by highwater sooner over 26 months ago
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This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30pm, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his f ...
by highwater sooner over 26 months ago
 

Car keys
by highwater sooner over 26 months ago
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After an all-day meeting several days ago, I  couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal  "TSA Pat Down."  They w ...
by highwater sooner over 26 months ago
 

Good-bye Grandpa
by Kansas Basser over 26 months ago
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, ...
by Kansas Basser over 26 months ago
 

Having to sleep with Bob
by Kansas Basser over 26 months ago
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The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make ...
by Kansas Basser over 26 months ago
 

Should Children Witness Childbirth
by Kansas Basser over 27 months ago
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr o ...
by Kansas Basser over 27 months ago
 

Men do remember...
by Kansas Basser over 27 months ago
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. ...
by Kansas Basser over 27 months ago
 

K-9
by Kansas Basser over 27 months ago
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Returning home from work, a BLONDE was shocked to find her house  ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once an ...
by Kansas Basser over 27 months ago
 

Lizard birth
by Kansas Basser over 29 months ago
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If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the st ...
by Kansas Basser over 29 months ago
 

Washington DC Airport Ticket Agent
by Kansas Basser over 29 months ago
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A DC 'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble!  1..I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (C ...
by Kansas Basser over 29 months ago
 

No confessions on this one PLEASE!
by highwater sooner over 30 months ago
1545
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
by highwater sooner over 30 months ago
 

Granny farts
by highwater sooner over 30 months ago
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Gassy Granny An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell ...
by highwater sooner over 30 months ago
 

Golf joke
by highwater sooner over 30 months ago
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A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my child?" The priest asks back. ...
by highwater sooner over 30 months ago
 

Old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by TallManDan over 31 months ago
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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Da ...
by TallManDan over 31 months ago
 

POPE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR
by Kansas Basser over 31 months ago
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An exceptionally Joke  The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in  Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans t ...
by Kansas Basser over 31 months ago
 

Who Am I..???
by Kansas Basser over 31 months ago
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Who Am I? ------------------------- I will seek and find You . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will mak ...
by Kansas Basser over 31 months ago
 

The Gift
by Kansas Basser over 31 months ago
1599
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flo ...
by Kansas Basser over 31 months ago
 

THE ZIPPER
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
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Thanks for the laugh KB its always good to start the workday with a good laugh. We really appreciate you posting all these jokes.
by highwater sooner over 31 months ago
 

Drive-Thru Confessional
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
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..........Remember, This is just an attempt at some humor..not meant to be sacrilegious The elderly priest, speaking to the you ...
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
 

Two Irish Nuns....
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
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Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us ...
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
 

Sue's Cell Phone Call
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
1503
After a tiring day, acommuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young wom ...
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
 

My First Drink with My Daughter...a sentimental journey....
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
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I was reading an article last night about fathers and daughters, and memories came flooding back of the time I took our daughter ...
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
 

Are you a Bubba type?
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
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His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi and he needed a loan. So, he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loa ...
by Kansas Basser over 32 months ago
 

Politcal
by Kansas Basser over 33 months ago
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A teacher asked her 3rd grade class how many of them were Republicans. Not really knowing what a Republican is, but wanting to b ...
by Kansas Basser over 33 months ago
 

Little Johnny goes to College
by Kansas Basser over 33 months ago
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College Rules ------------------------- On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the ...
by Kansas Basser over 33 months ago
 

Blood Lines
by Kansas Basser over 33 months ago
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On a train from London to Manchester, an American was  telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the  compartment.  ...
by Kansas Basser over 33 months ago
 

Bologna Sandwich
by Kansas Basser over 34 months ago
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------------------------- A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks st ...
by Kansas Basser over 34 months ago
 

Old Man Crying
by Kansas Basser over 34 months ago
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.. When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what ...
by Kansas Basser over 34 months ago
 

Boudreaux and Clarence
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
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Boudreaux and Clarence lived across da bayou from each other. They absolutely hated each other. Every morning they would holler at ...
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
 

A man on his Harley
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
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A man on his Harley  A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, i ...
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
 

Bless your heart
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
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Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an ...
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
 

The "perfect " husband
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
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.  Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speake ...
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
 

Pulled Over in France
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
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The French policeman stops a car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking.  With great difficulty, the Englishman admits th ...
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
 

That Face
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
 

For Scuba or Snorkling Women
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
 

3 Drunks
by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 35 months ago
 

Life is not
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Blonde Joke
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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Have you heard about the new paint color Sherwin-Williams has come out with? It's called Blonde. It's not too bright and it spre ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Craig's List: Free to good home.
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She like ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Ooops
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Farmer John
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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------------------------- Farmer John ------------------------- Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

like the man says...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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like the man says...if you're swimming in the ocean and get bitten by a shark, its not a shark attack. You're in THEIR neighborhoo ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Arkansas . . .
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

SalesManShip
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was the biggest in the world and sold everythi ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Rectum
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Beer
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Parents Anniversary
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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A couple was celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Texas Attitude
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Cheapest meat
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Deadly facts about water
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Mexican Jews.....
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our a ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

For the golfers... Ten Best Caddy Responses
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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Ten Best Caddy Responses . . .. Number :10 Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Complete and Finished
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference. What is the difference between these two words... COMPLE ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Why Rednecks can get away with MURDER!
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Alabama intellect...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta and they see a sign on a store which reads, Suits $5.00 each! shirts $2 ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Life....
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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That's awesome!
by bdcoley3 over 36 months ago
 

A Brazilian
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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A Blonde and a Brunette were sitting at the diner having coffee one morning after a wild night at the club. The Blonde says to her ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Hooters
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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THAT  was funnee
by Tony_Hughes over 36 months ago
 

Psychiatrists vs Bartenders
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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Psychiatrists vs Bartenders EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SH ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Wife left...I think
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
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Came home from fishing today and the wife had left a note on the refrigerator: "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore!! Gone ...
by Kansas Basser over 36 months ago
 

Living Will
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Last nite, my kids & I were sitting in the den and I said to them "I never want to live in a vegative state, dependent on some mac ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Gun Control
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Gun Control It's already started at Dick’s Sporting Goods. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets. ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Ole Fills In For The Doctor...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Ole, I am goin' hunti ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Japaneese Sex.....
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Japanese Sex.............. > > > > > > > A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly > erotic ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Help End The Violence
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Obama's Two Little Pigs
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
1493
Last Tuesday President OBAMA got off the helicopter in front of The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squ ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

The blonde's side of the story
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Health Warning
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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The National Institute of Health has just released the results of a $200 million research study completed under a grant to Johns H ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Air Plane
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
1454
A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned ove ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

how I Lost My Teeth
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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I was at CHUCK'S BAR AND GRILL last night, at the bar waiting for a beer when, a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Johnny and the Pastor...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Little Johnny is in his closet when he hears a noise. His mom comes in and starts having sex with someone other than his dad. He h ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Poor Pepsi Guy
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

I Say, Boy...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Redneck Lent
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

The Spoon
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Little Johnny
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Little Johnny was walking down the street with a bottle of Gatorade Oldman on the corner says where you heading Johnny Gonna cat ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Okalhomans We love our Kids
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

A tad touchy
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Just a few Quick funnies
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Obama at the baseball game
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game, sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind th ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

The Way Women Think...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Husband's Message (by text): Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been do ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

A test of morality
by Micneador over 37 months ago
1408
Are you as moral as you think you are? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest ans ...
by Micneador over 37 months ago
 

Read This Out Loud
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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Welcome back, this idiot love it
by OKWillie over 37 months ago
 

Confession
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and s ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Hi Friend
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Think it Over
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Final Exam
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
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An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: "Now, I don't want anyone to miss this import ...
by Kansas Basser over 37 months ago
 

Bill and Hillary
by okiefishman over 39 months ago
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Y'all know the story of Bill stranded on a Pacific island and picks up a bottle with the genie. The genie says I will give you one ...
by okiefishman over 39 months ago
 

A thought for the evening
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
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by Dave Clark over 40 months ago
 

As a stranger entered
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
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a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmles ...
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
 

Cold
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
 

Diaper
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
 

An Old Farmer and 3 girls,,,,,,,,,,
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
 

Wife Jokes
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
1654
The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold ...
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
 

True Fisherman....
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
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A Fisherman's Story... The man left home about 6:30 a.m. to do some work in his garage with a friend. On the way out the door he ...
by Kansas Basser over 40 months ago
 

A REAL quote from my daughter
by Tony_Hughes over 41 months ago
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That's pretty smart for an 18 yr. old!!
by okiefishman over 41 months ago
 

Best Fishing Commercial
by Tbox over 41 months ago
1577
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsmSPWqAJhg
by Tbox over 41 months ago
 

Marines rescue Taliban sex slaves.
Rumor has it they will be kept in refugee camps in Oklahoma
by Kansas Basser over 41 months ago
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by Kansas Basser over 41 months ago
 

It feels good to give
by Kansas Basser over 41 months ago
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The Wife Came Home Early From Work And Found Her Husband In Bedroom Doing Love To A Very Attractive Young Woman. She Cried: “You ...
by Kansas Basser over 41 months ago
 
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